So, apparently there was this television show called Friends . . . yeah, I’m teasing you. I never really watched it, but heard all about it.
Anyway, so on this one episode, someone . . . somewhere had this list of 5 celebrities he or she could sleep with and it wouldn’t count. Now, really, let’s be honest, this list exists with the idea that it would never happen in a billion million years. Couples could laugh about it, but what if it did? I mean, really, what if someone on that list showed up. Huh, something to think about, right? Awesome premise for a book, right?
Can you tell I have vacation brain? Yeah, I’m on vacation right now and can’t string two rational thoughts together though I have been writing. So, let me give you my LIST of men I could so totally have sex with without consequence.
1. Viggo Mortenson
I don’t think I even need to add anything. Just the picture will do.
2. Gerard Butler
3. Idris Elba
4. Jason Momoa
5. Daniel Craig