This week in the randomness of Wednesday our blog posts are, as Bronwyn put it, a play off of Jeff Foxworthy’s trope of You Might Be a Redneck. If you’ve never heard him do this . . . where have you been?? Under a rock?? For those of you who’ve never heard him do this here’s a brief sample:
Now that you have the idea . . .
You Might Be a Southerner If . . .
You bless everyone’s heart (but really mean it as an insult). As in, “She’s dumb as a bag of hammers, bless her heart.”
You order sweet tea anywhere and everywhere, knowing they are going to bring it without argument.
Saying “Oh hell no” is a sign for everyone around you to duck and run for cover because you are about to throw down.
As a child, you ran around after dark and chased lightning bugs.